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Here at Unwholesome Foods, we’re not just about making people queasy.  We actually spend a lot of time cooking things you might actually want to eat.  But even our more wholesome concoctions can get a little unusual. Last year for … Continue reading →

Juicy, tender, boneless – and what a lovely color! What is this delightful comestible?

          When our friend Jennifer wrote a novel about the teriyaki of the damned, we had to try our own hand at making goth teryaki.  Before we get to the recipe (which may actually our most sane … Continue reading →

Recently, we were baking pie.  We wanted to do a side-by-side comparison of butter crust and oil crust. The oil crust was very flaky, but there was something odd about it.  The oil we’d used was kind of old.  It … Continue reading →

Despite what you may think, we at Unwholesome Foods actually have a number of friends who enjoy our company.  They invite us to their parties, and they show up at our parties.  Sometimes they inspire us to create terrifying new … Continue reading →

Our second entry to the Fluff Festival cooking competition had the same basic conceit as the Cheese Fluffs: A wacky variation on the rice krispy treat.  However, this recipe had a few bugs in it (not literally!) that weren’t worked out … Continue reading →

We’re winners! We fine folks at Unwholesome Foods are fortunate enough to live only a short bike-ride away from Union Square, Somerville, the birthplace of Marshmallow Fluff.  This year was the sixth annual Fluff Festival, and we brought home one … Continue reading →

Here at Unwholesome Foods, we’re not just about desserts, poultry, and poultry desserts!  We like to moisten our palates with unwholesome beverages, too.

Back at the beginning of April, our household was excited to find that Whole Foods Market had expanded its creativity in food offerings.  Their webpage featured all sorts of exciting new products, and links to great looking recipes.  We were very … Continue reading →

One day, Kristen was making one of the most wholesome of foods: American apple pie!  But our kitchen is no longer such a wholesome place since we started this blog, and soon a strange creature appeared to de-wholesome-ify her efforts, … Continue reading →