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Terroryaki!

          When our friend Jennifer wrote a novel about the teriyaki of the damned, we had to try our own hand at making goth teryaki.  Before we get to the recipe (which may actually our most sane … Continue reading

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Amazing Secret Revealed!

Recently, we were baking pie.  We wanted to do a side-by-side comparison of butter crust and oil crust. The oil crust was very flaky, but there was something odd about it.  The oil we’d used was kind of old.  It … Continue reading

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Party Time

Despite what you may think, we at Unwholesome Foods actually have a number of friends who enjoy our company.  They invite us to their parties, and they show up at our parties.  Sometimes they inspire us to create terrifying new … Continue reading

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StoveTop Fluffing

Our second entry to the Fluff Festival cooking competition had the same basic conceit as the Cheese Fluffs: A wacky variation on the rice krispy treat.  However, this recipe had a few bugs in it (not literally!) that weren’t worked out … Continue reading

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Fluff Festival Edition: Cheese Fluffs

We’re winners! We fine folks at Unwholesome Foods are fortunate enough to live only a short bike-ride away from Union Square, Somerville, the birthplace of Marshmallow Fluff.  This year was the sixth annual Fluff Festival, and we brought home one … Continue reading

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The Ham Sandwich Bomb

Here at Unwholesome Foods, we’re not just about desserts, poultry, and poultry desserts!  We like to moisten our palates with unwholesome beverages, too.

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Chicken Cheesecake, Part 1

Back at the beginning of April, our household was excited to find that Whole Foods Market had expanded its creativity in food offerings.  Their webpage featured all sorts of exciting new products, and links to great looking recipes.  We were very … Continue reading

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How to Eat a Giant Worm: A Photoessay

One day, Kristen was making one of the most wholesome of foods: American apple pie!  But our kitchen is no longer such a wholesome place since we started this blog, and soon a strange creature appeared to de-wholesome-ify her efforts, … Continue reading

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Raw Pie

Raw foodies claim that heating food will denature proteins, reduce the food’s inner nutritional value and destroy precious micronutrients. Raw foodies know that the energy of a food cannot be solely defined using such limited fields of human endeavor as … Continue reading

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Fried-Rice Krispy Treats

Because why should breakfast cereal have all the fun?  Doesn’t dinner deserve marshmallows, too?

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