Nothing says breakfast like coffee and eggs, right?
Some people think peppermint patties are delicious, and some people think hamburger patties are delicious. A coincidence? We think not!
It may be true that the only thing these two foods have in common is the word “patties”, but we don’t see why that’s any reason not to combine these foods into one!
With the arrival of Soylent and other nutritionally complete food substitutes, we realized that the greater internet community was stealing an idea we developed nearly two years ago! However, the record of our invention sat unpublished gathering dust, allowing these upstarts to take the scene.
Our Soylent Green Beans have been confirmed by Kristen to be more delicious than MealSquares*. We think it’s because of our secret ingredient.
*The staff of Unwholesome Foods makes no claims to the nutritional completeness of Soylent Green Beans.
What is the secret of soylent green beans?
Cambridge, Massachusetts in the year 2012: Nothing runs anymore, nothing works, but the peeple are the same. And the peeple will do anything to get what they need, and what they need is soylent green beans.
We call it terror-misu because this recipe has enough caffeine to give you heart palpitations.
We wanted to follow up our Ice Cream of Mushroom Soup with something that would appear to a broader range of palates. We drew some inspiration from our friends’ popsicles and achieved success with this delightful recipe that could only have been invented in America.