Author Archives: unwholesomefoods

Egg Drop Coffee

Posted on July 19, 2015

Nothing says breakfast like coffee and eggs, right?

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Peppermint Hamburger Patties

Posted on July 5, 2015

Some people think peppermint patties are delicious, and some people think hamburger patties are delicious. A coincidence? We think not! It may be true that the only thing these two foods have in common is the word “patties”, but we … Continue reading →

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Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice

Posted on December 10, 2014

As the holiday season enters full swing, you may be getting tired of the same old cookies. But we have the solution for you! Through the addition of several mysterious ichors to standard spritz cookie dough (i.e. several drops of … Continue reading →

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Soylent Green Beans

Posted on November 26, 2014

With the arrival of Soylent and other nutritionally complete food substitutes, we realized that the greater internet community was stealing an idea we developed nearly two years ago!  However, the record of our invention sat unpublished gathering dust, allowing these … Continue reading →

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Terror-misu

Posted on November 24, 2012

We call it terror-misu because this recipe has enough caffeine to give you heart palpitations.

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Ice Creamed Corn

Posted on October 4, 2012

We wanted to follow up our Ice Cream of Mushroom Soup with something that would appear to a broader range of palates.  We drew some inspiration from our friends’ popsicles and achieved success with this delightful recipe that could only have been … Continue reading →

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Jerky Butter

Posted on September 2, 2012

Everyone loves a good PB&J, but we thought it was time to add some variety to this old standby by inventing a new high-protein spread.

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