Author Archives: unwholesomefoods
Nothing says breakfast like coffee and eggs, right?
Some people think peppermint patties are delicious, and some people think hamburger patties are delicious. A coincidence? We think not! It may be true that the only thing these two foods have in common is the word “patties”, but we … Continue reading
With the arrival of Soylent and other nutritionally complete food substitutes, we realized that the greater internet community was stealing an idea we developed nearly two years ago! However, the record of our invention sat unpublished gathering dust, allowing these … Continue reading
We call it terror-misu because this recipe has enough caffeine to give you heart palpitations.
We wanted to follow up our Ice Cream of Mushroom Soup with something that would appear to a broader range of palates. We drew some inspiration from our friends’ popsicles and achieved success with this delightful recipe that could only have been … Continue reading
Everyone loves a good PB&J, but we thought it was time to add some variety to this old standby by inventing a new high-protein spread.