Author Archives: unwholesomefoods
Grapes don’t really taste like so-called “grape-flavored” soda or juice. But…what if they did?
We’re no antifa super soldiers, and we slept through November 4th, but we still wanted to make a bombe. A dessert bombe, that is. Baked Alaska is an ice cream cake coated in a meringue shell and can often be … Continue reading
“Red velvet cake” is a weird name for a cake, if you think about it. We might naively assume that “velvet” describes the texture and not one of the ingredients. But what if were an ingredient? Introducing: red Velveeta cake! We … Continue reading
We’re tweeting as @unwholesomefood on Twitter! We’ll update you on our (admittedly very sporadic) posts and share links to unwholesome foods we find on the internet.
Nothing says breakfast like coffee and eggs, right?
Some people think peppermint patties are delicious, and some people think hamburger patties are delicious. A coincidence? We think not! It may be true that the only thing these two foods have in common is the word “patties”, but we … Continue reading
With the arrival of Soylent and other nutritionally complete food substitutes, we realized that the greater internet community was stealing an idea we developed nearly two years ago! However, the record of our invention sat unpublished gathering dust, allowing these … Continue reading
We call it terror-misu because this recipe has enough caffeine to give you heart palpitations.