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We call it terror-misu because this recipe has enough caffeine to give you heart palpitations.

We wanted to follow up our Ice Cream of Mushroom Soup with something that would appear to a broader range of palates.  We drew some inspiration from our friends’ popsicles and achieved success with this delightful recipe that could only have been … Continue reading →

Everyone loves a good PB&J, but we thought it was time to add some variety to this old standby by inventing a new high-protein spread.

Have you ever had a food you love betray you when the manufacturer changed the recipe?  Have you ever had an attempt to satisfy a craving turn your mouth into an uncanny valley of flavor? The writers of Unwholesome Foods … Continue reading →

While we at Unwholesome Foods have been too busy lately to post much, other people out in the world are still doing their part.  Yet somehow, we never expected that Whole Foods was on our side.

The ancient Eggyptian rabbits placed great emphasis on the afterlent and the journey of inner cocoa discovery that takes place once the bunny has succumbed to Easter. 

Nearly a year and a half after the first Eggstravaganza, we decided it was time for another. Cheryl made swedish meatballs, served in egg halves.  They were  amazing, although Meatball+Egg wasn’t particularly more exciting than just Meatball.

Not wanting to be outdone by the cubecake, Beth made Alex a cake shaped like a Kit Kat Clock.

Our friend Peter came up with this idea: it’s bleu cheese ice cream, cayenne pepper sauce hot fudge and chicken-flavored whipped cream sprinkled with chopped celery!

It’s cold and flu season again! Today we topped our cough syrup ice cream with chicken-flavored whipped cream, Nyquil and a cough drop!